These bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paul, a former Methodist Minister in Lakeside, Ohio, who writes: “The following actual bumper stickers are now on cars. I didn’t write any of them. I’m only the messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good. If they make you angry, that’s good, too. If you don’t want to read them, hit the delete button.”
Well, we don’t have delete buttons on blogs, but we do have read more!
BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON’T MAKE UP FOR IT.
POVERTY, HEALTH CARE, & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES
OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU’RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT
RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)
BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
FEEL SAFER NOW?
I’D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY
JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST – THAT IS A LIBERAL
MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE
IS IT 2008 YET?
DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM — Thomas Jefferson
DON’T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH — TWICE!
ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE: THINK FOR YOURSELF
VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT
HEY BUSH! WHERE’S BIN LADEN?
CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE
GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
ASPIRING CANADIAN
CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION
DON’T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE
HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
HONOR OUR TROOPS: DEMAND THE TRUTH
REUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
FACT: BUSH OIL 1999 – $19 BARREL – 2006 $70 BARREL
THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
I’LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
I rather like: “Vote No on #1″
Mundane, but it sends a message.
Posted by Rick Sincere | Thursday, November 2, 2006, 9:12 pmThat’s my sole sticker, Rick.
I just fear what I might have to put up there after Nov 7th.
Posted by MB | Thursday, November 2, 2006, 9:55 pmI don’t do bumper stickers. I’ve only EVER had two bumper stickers on my car: my own, when I ran last year, and “Vote NO on #1″ this year.
Posted by vjp | Thursday, November 2, 2006, 10:13 pmSame thing here. Except for, you know, the “my own” part. I left that dream back in Georgia : )
Posted by MB | Thursday, November 2, 2006, 11:13 pmThoroughly enjoyed each and every one of the bumper stickers listed! How come we haven’t seen any around here? Or, have I just missed them. I’m big on reading bumper stickers and am never offended by someone’s point of view if it is humorous. Especially when they are true, doesn’t matter which political party.
Posted by graylady | Friday, November 3, 2006, 8:30 amHere are some of my own creations:
http://www.webolutionary.com/stickysubjects/
My dad came up with the slogan for the last one on that page and regularly drives his Camero around Chesappeake with that sticker on it:
“With hundreds of religions in the world, there’s a high probability that yours is WRONG.”
BTW, VJP, imagine my surprise when I saw your comment on the blog of one of my coworkers in DC, Carpetblogger. Small world!
Posted by Sean Robertson | Friday, November 3, 2006, 1:26 pmHey, Sean, now I know I am truly a blond disguised as a brunette. It wasn’t until I enlarged the Buck Fush that I “got it”! Now that was funny!!
And, yes… I did enjoy the others, too!
Posted by graylady | Friday, November 3, 2006, 4:03 pmSean – those are very good! And, Carpetblogger is one of the blogs in the VA Political Blogs feed. If I see a good post, I head over and post
Ah, the internets
Posted by vjp | Friday, November 3, 2006, 6:50 pmI definitely like the one about the “piece of Elephant.”
One of my favorites: What part of “shall not be infringed” don’t you understand?
Posted by Jack | Friday, November 3, 2006, 9:39 pmI saw a guy wearing a shirt once that said “libertarians do it without regulation.” Heh.
Posted by Melissa | Saturday, November 4, 2006, 10:19 am