By: Anon E. Mouse

Anon E. Mouse — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 00:43:29 +0000

1. No. You’d drown
2. It depends on WHY you are murdered. If Hillary had murdered Bill for infidelity, it would not have been assassination.
3. Tax.
4. Nope. New robes washed (white) by the Bllod of the Lamb.
5. The round boxes are all used for hats.
6. Trichinosis
7. People were strong enough to carry their luggage back then.
8. Because babies can fall asleep in the darndest positions and remain asleep through the darndest rackets.
9. Yes, but not if he’s mute.
10. You got me, especially since a moive can be on TV. Then where are you?
11. There’s a sucker born every minute.
12. Because if they stayed with you, they could not make you wait another half-hour in the nude.
13. What do you call a blind deer?
14. What do you call a cripled, blind deer?
15. I never did like that song.
16. Only if his lights are on.
17. He could have, but then he would have had no chance with Mary Ann.
18. I suspect for the same reason that Porky has a shirt but no pants.
19. Have you ever tried to get take-out roadrunner?
20. And what about Duck Sauce?
21. No, moricities do.
22. Yes. It was a Mozart tune.
23. I didn’t.
24. I guess it’s like driving on a parkway and parking on a driveway.
25. My dog just slobbers me.

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