Bumper sticker funnies

These bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paul, a former Methodist Minister in Lakeside, Ohio, who writes: “The following actual bumper stickers are now on cars. I didn’t write any of them. I’m only the messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good. If they make you angry, that’s good, too. If you don’t want to read them, hit the delete button.”

Well, we don’t have delete buttons on blogs, but we do have read more!

BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON’T MAKE UP FOR IT.

POVERTY, HEALTH CARE, & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES

OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU’RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT

BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT

RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME

GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)

BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR

PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH

WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?

FEEL SAFER NOW?

I’D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY

JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST – THAT IS A LIBERAL

MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE

IS IT 2008 YET?

DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM — Thomas Jefferson

DON’T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH — TWICE!

ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE: THINK FOR YOURSELF

VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT

HEY BUSH! WHERE’S BIN LADEN?

CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL

STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE

GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM

KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY

DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?

ASPIRING CANADIAN

CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION

DON’T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE

HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

HONOR OUR TROOPS: DEMAND THE TRUTH

REUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?

FACT: BUSH OIL 1999 – $19 BARREL – 2006 $70 BARREL

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

I’LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT

HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?

10 thoughts on “Bumper sticker funnies

  1. Thoroughly enjoyed each and every one of the bumper stickers listed! How come we haven’t seen any around here? Or, have I just missed them. I’m big on reading bumper stickers and am never offended by someone’s point of view if it is humorous. Especially when they are true, doesn’t matter which political party.

  2. Here are some of my own creations:
    http://www.webolutionary.com/stickysubjects/

    My dad came up with the slogan for the last one on that page and regularly drives his Camero around Chesappeake with that sticker on it:

    “With hundreds of religions in the world, there’s a high probability that yours is WRONG.”

    BTW, VJP, imagine my surprise when I saw your comment on the blog of one of my coworkers in DC, Carpetblogger. Small world!

  3. Hey, Sean, now I know I am truly a blond disguised as a brunette. It wasn’t until I enlarged the Buck Fush that I “got it”! Now that was funny!!

    And, yes… I did enjoy the others, too!

  4. Sean – those are very good! And, Carpetblogger is one of the blogs in the VA Political Blogs feed. If I see a good post, I head over and post 😉

    Ah, the internets 😆

  5. I definitely like the one about the “piece of Elephant.”

    One of my favorites: What part of “shall not be infringed” don’t you understand?

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