Ha! I’ve got both of you beat. I’m worth $4,675 bucks.
Well, there goes my theory 😦
“Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4975!
Doesn’t that make you feel great?”
Not really. At least on top for now
$5025.
I’m locking my doors, you scavengers.
Looks like I’m with you Viv! Though I had to make some tough calls. I sometimes drink more than once a week, but far from daily, and sodas now and then… there was a lot of averaging for that $3890. Not sure if it would have been higher or lower with more options though.
$5450, Folks! Top That!
Nah, Johnny. A lifetime of excellent barolos and martinis is worth more than $425, to me 🙂
(Anyway, they didn’t take your call with the Phelps crazy into account. That had to be good for at least a couple hundred dollars off.)
Indeed, what MB said.
$5055 . . . Just think if I quit the Advil . . .
So what should I expect if I approach a woman and say: “Ever been with a 5055 man?” And does her drink being thrown in my face reduce my amount?
$5215…
$4305.00.
Hmm – so Cory & I don’t have to worry about y’all killing us off for our bodies 🙂
I was thinking that age really made a difference in the calculation – that is, until I saw Bullwinkle’s figure 😉
EASY there, Mzzz VJP . . . . How old do you THINK I am??
It’s them smokes and distilled spirits that you love so much is what makes the difference . . .
Well, you’re probably as old as I am 😉 And you can’t blame my low figure on distilled spirits. After all, I only had 4 pomegranate martinis tonight 😉
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Ha! I’ve got both of you beat. I’m worth $4,675 bucks.
Well, there goes my theory 😦
“Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4975!
Doesn’t that make you feel great?”
Not really. At least on top for now
$5025.
I’m locking my doors, you scavengers.
Looks like I’m with you Viv! Though I had to make some tough calls. I sometimes drink more than once a week, but far from daily, and sodas now and then… there was a lot of averaging for that $3890. Not sure if it would have been higher or lower with more options though.
$5450, Folks! Top That!
Nah, Johnny. A lifetime of excellent barolos and martinis is worth more than $425, to me 🙂
(Anyway, they didn’t take your call with the Phelps crazy into account. That had to be good for at least a couple hundred dollars off.)
Indeed, what MB said.
$5055 . . . Just think if I quit the Advil . . .
So what should I expect if I approach a woman and say: “Ever been with a 5055 man?” And does her drink being thrown in my face reduce my amount?
$5215…
$4305.00.
Hmm – so Cory & I don’t have to worry about y’all killing us off for our bodies 🙂
I was thinking that age really made a difference in the calculation – that is, until I saw Bullwinkle’s figure 😉
EASY there, Mzzz VJP . . . . How old do you THINK I am??
It’s them smokes and distilled spirits that you love so much is what makes the difference . . .
Well, you’re probably as old as I am 😉 And you can’t blame my low figure on distilled spirits. After all, I only had 4 pomegranate martinis tonight 😉
Wow. That sounds DELICIOUS.