
You’re a Horse!
Versatile, powerful, and true, you have quite a reputation for hard work and a certain unbridled spirit. Many look up to you as an example of what people can really become, though somewhere deep down, you admit to feeling a little bit broken. You hate racing, but are still exceptionally good at it. Beware broken legs, dog food, and glue. If your name is Ed, you do a surprising amount of talking.
Take the Animal Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. A goose? Geez louise.
You’re a Goose!
Most folks think you’re silly, but those who know you best realize
that you can be quite serious and even vicious! You remind people of dinosaurs
with your stately gait and strange way of staring them down. People also associate
you with pillows and other elements of their bedding, but this just makes you
shudder. If you’re from Canada, you’ve really been bugging people lately. What’s
in the bag?
Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Present company excepted of course, VJP, one would be forced to observe — as to others who came up with the same answer — that the real issue is what part of the horse one is.
You’re a Spider!
It seems like you have eyes in the back of your head sometimes, and you have an uncanny knack for creeping people out with that ability. You really enjoy eating wraps, though you like them even more if you made them yourself. You work tirelessly so that you can eat, but are good at getting rid of annoyances for other people. There’s always just a little more drama than necessary when you’re around. Oh, what tangled webs you weave!
You’re a Gorilla!
Highly social and group-oriented, you like hanging out with the same people constantly. You have either black or gray hair and spend a good deal of time grooming it or getting others to groom it for you. Sleep is a big part of your daily routine and you like to either make very loud noise or no noise at all. You have more skills with language than most, however. One of your absolute favorite drinks is hot cocoa.
Can’t agree with all of this . . . .
You’re an Iguana!
While many people think you’re too strange to even have in the house,
others have come to appreciate you as a sage figure in their everyday lives. You seem
to maintain a piercing stare that bores holes into the souls of others, or at least
sees if there are any bugs flying near them. You’re more than a little rough around
the edges. You used to love giving the thumbs-up sign but have more recently grown
out of it entirely.
Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Seems I’m tied with Komodo Dragon and… well… a DRAGON!
Komodo Dragon:
While many people like to talk about running off to be the vicious dictator of a small distant island, you feel you have more potential to follow through on this plan than anyone. Big, strong, muscular, and a teensy bit vindictive, you feel you could overpower anyone who tried to question your authority. When not taking over the world, island by island, you enjoy sunning yourself on the beach. You have an absurdly long tongue.
Dragon:
Noble, regal, and highly misunderstood, you’re a bit of a loner at heart. You like caves, the sky, and other vast expanses of air where you can blow off steam. You and people like you got a lot more respect in the old days, but now your type only shows up in songs about young children. They’re the only people who really believe in your potential. As long as you believe in yourself, and don’t breathe directly at anyone, you’ll be okay. You have a strange liking for string and sealing-wax.
“You’re a Human!”
Rather underwhelming, actually.