To my fellow Irishmen, I hope you enjoy the day and not too much of the green beer that inevitably flows 
(If you do indulge, have one for me 
) And like every year, here are a few words of wisdom.
An Irish Prayer
May those who love us, love us
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.
VIVIAN J. PAIGE | All Politics is Local 
A quick Google search tells me that the patron saint of hangovers is St. Vivian. Aren’t you proud? 🙂
I’m guessing I wasn’t named for that saint. 😉